____ is wondering why every energy drink on the planet glows in the dark and tastes like detergent. (thanks, Claudia Rode!)
____ thinks that criticism of my job performance is welcome, as long as you go to hell afterwards.
____ Updating my Facebook Status from the treadmill really isn't that diffic (from my FB FAN PAGE)
____ thinks that when you don't know what you're talking about, it's hard to know when you're finished.
____ When someone asks me to do something, often my instinct is to do the opposite. (from my FB FAN PAGE)
____ thinks that my liver just gave me two weeks notice.
____ needs more time in the day to properly put off the thing I want to avoid doing.
Facebook + Drinking:
____ loves doing the “scroll of shame” the morning after drinking. That's when I walk through all the stuff I shouldn't have done on Facebook the night before. (from my FB FAN PAGE)
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