Friday, September 24, 2010

New Facebook Status updates, 9/24/10:

Facebook Status updates about Facebook:
____ They have tracking on Facebook so your family and friends know where you are? If I wanted them to know where I was I would answer my phone. (from my FB FAN PAGE)
____ Logging off Facebook is like trying to get away from the bar. It's always, "I'll just have one more..."
____ Rmbr – dooont updt yr staus whljik you driv. It is dngrou7s.
____ Has anyone else noticed that mirrors look really sexy?
Random deep thought:
____ thinks it's interesting that the first half of your life, people tell you what to do. For the second half, they tell you what you should have done.
Getting along with others:
____ has decided that I will be a team player when I get paid like a pro athlete. (from my FB FAN PAGE)
____ Anyone who says that alcohol is a depressant isn't drinking enough of it. (from my FB FAN PAGE)
____ does some of my best drinking when I'm drunk.
____ tries to cut down on the number of mistakes I make at work by coming in late.

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