____ Facebook has made it completely impossible to complain that you were unaware of your friend's birthday.
____ The best version of any given Facebook Status update is always the one you think of just after you post the original.
Google:
____ Google turned 12 this week, which means we only have one year left to use it. When it becomes a teenager, it won't answer anything. (from my FB Fan Page)
Trust:
____ Never trust anyone who says, "I'm not supposed to tell anyone but...."
Bad day?
____ thinks that if I could fly like a bird, I know who I'd poop on first.
____ Some days I feel like I only have two brain cells and they are too busy arguing for me to accomplish anything. (from my FB Fan Page).
____ the "parallel universe" version of me must be having a terrific day.
Math:
____ If I had a nickel for everytime someone asked if I was bad at math, I'd have $0.62 cents.
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