Wednesday, September 8, 2010

New Facebook Status updates, 9/8/10:

Facebook Status updates about FACEBOOK:
____ Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened to someone else and you have the photos you can upload and tag them in on Facebook. (from my FB Fan Page)
____ Sometimes likes to send Facebook Status updates from my phone just to make it look like I left the house today.
____ Facebook: Where people go to re-experience their childhood rejection & acceptance issues all over again.
____ thinks that some days going to work is like being waved into a way too enthusiastic conga line.
____ thinks that procrastination has it's good side: You always have something to do tomorrow.
Fan update:
____ doesn't need to walk a mile in your shoes. I can see you're a train wreck from all the way over here. (thanks, Lori Anne Glassco!)
____Two things I love more than ANYTHING in this world: Going to class and being sarcastic.
"Chain emails"
____ It's 2010, people. Can we stop with the forwarding of emails threatening bad luck if they aren't forwarded to everyone we know? Thanks.
____ is so lazy today that I cant even finish a (from my FB Fan Page)
____ will play fair when I get to make up the rules.

Of course, if you become a FAN ON FACEBOOK, you will stroke my ego see new Facebook Status updates daily. Want to share a funny, clever or witty Facebook status update? Send me an email at I will publish those that my twisted mind enjoys.