Mystatusisbaddest.com is one year old this month, and I'm celebrating by publishing my favorites this entire week. Thanks for coming back to see the third batch of my favorite status updates from this past year:
____ I bet if Einstein had Facebook to waste time with he wouldn't have been all like smart and stuff. (original blog post HERE)
____ Do what you love, and the money will follow, unless what you love is Facebook. (original blog post HERE)
____ is wondering what kind of loser spends Thursday night drinking and bragging about it on Facebook? Anyway, I'm totally drunk. (original blog post HERE)
____ has no sense of direction. For example, I have no idea where I am going with this status update. (original blog post HERE)
____ is pretty tired of these kids running lemonade stands acting like they've never even heard of vodka before. (original blog post HERE)
____ Whenever you feel lost and lonely, just remember that I'm probably close by stalking you on Facebook. (original post HERE)
____ Facebook: It's like a party, but you don't have to wait your turn to speak. (original post HERE)
____ You wouldn't believe how much time it's taken for me to send this Facebook Status update from a payphone. (original blog post HERE)
____ Thanks to Facebook, I no longer check breaking news, celebrity obituaries or wonder what the current weather is like. (original blog post HERE)
____ thinks there is an idiot in every family. If you don't know who it is in yours...it's you. (original blog post HERE)
