Mystatusisbaddest.com is one year old this month, and I'm celebrating by publishing my favorites this entire week. Thanks for coming back to see the second batch of my favorite status updates from this past year:
____ Google turned 12 this year, which means we only have one year left to use it. When it becomes a teenager, it won't answer anything. (original post HERE)
____ They have tracking on Facebook so your family and friends know where you are? If I wanted them to know where I was I would answer my phone. (original post HERE)
____ loves doing the “scroll of shame” the morning after drinking. That's when I walk through all the stuff I shouldn't have done on Facebook the night before. (original post HERE)
____ thinks some people have all the luck. They're called "cheaters."(original post HERE)
____ thinks this class just got interesting!!! They're threatening to take away someone's iPho (original post HERE)
____ just read that burglars use Facebook to see when people aren't home. So from now on, I'm at home. With a rifle. And a hungry crocodile. (original post HERE)
____ How do you keep a Facebook user in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow. (original post HERE)
____ thinks spell check is for the week.(original post HERE)
Come back tomorrow for more of my favorite Facebook status updates from the last year! Think you can do better? Send me an email at mystatusisbaddest@yahoo.com with your status update. If I like it, I'll post it. Thanks!
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