Monday, October 4, 2010

New and Funny Facebook Status updates, 10/04/10:

____ My friends and I have been through so much together, and most of it was their fault.
Money (or lack of):
____ has no desire for money. It's stuff that I want.
Facebook Status update about Facebook:
____ thinks that Facebook is like a fridge. If you’re bored you keep opening & closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good there. (from my FB Fan Page)
____ Every time you post a cryptic Facebook status update about someone because you don't have the guts to say who you are talking about, I'm going to assume it's about me. (from my FB Fan Page)
Bad day?
____ is feeling whelmed. Overly so.
Deep thought:
____ In life, it seems the group of people who are easily offended and the group of people who are easily confused tend to be the same group. (from my FB Fan Page)
____ has a strong will, but a weak won't.
Stupid people:
____ There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots. (from my FB Fan Page)