____ was planning to do something today, but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.
____ Learning from your own mistakes is the biggest mistake you can make. Carefully observe the stupidity of others and learn from theirs instead.
Facebook Status update about Facebook:
____ Not to name names, but I know some of you update your status from your phone so as not to appear a complete shut-in who hasn't left the house. -Sent from my iPhone
____ hates when reality stomps its filthy feet all over my happy place.
____ If being apathetic is wrong, then I don’t care.
____ Sometimes I realize that I *am* the problem but it feels better to blame you people.
____ thinks that talking louder does not make you any less wrong. (from my Facebook FAN PAGE)
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