Facebook Status updates about WORK:
____ Do you know that feeling when you have a lot of work to do and you don't know where to start? That's why I'm on Facebook.
____ They say that hard work never killed anybody but I'm hoping my boss will be the first. (from my Facebook Fan Page)
____ Raise your hand if you would add your boss as a Facebook friend. Now with the other hand slap yourself in the face. (thanks, Keith Wells!)
Sarcastic Facebook Status update:
____ What a good morning!* *Facebook status update may or may not contain BS.
____ thinks that worst feeling in the world is when you are in the middle of a good story and realize no one is listening to you.
____ It's becoming very clear that I'm getting the "Winner of Nothing" award for 2010.
____ If your friends aren't making fun of you, they're not really your friends. (from my Facebook Fan Page)
____ is lying here unable to sleep, thinking about tomorrow when I'll be lying here unable to wake up.
____ wishes God hadn't hidden all of my talents so well. (from my Facebook Fan Page)
FYI: I grace my Facebook Fan page with a new update daily. Click HERE to become a Fan on Facebook! Do you know a funny, clever or witty Facebook status update? Do you have a funny one-liner you'd like to share? Send me an email at email@example.com.