____ Why do we always start a fresh and new year hungover?
____ is setting more realistic New Year's resolutions this year, like never doing anything right and not pleasing anyone.
____ resolves to not let the New Year peer pressure me into making promises I'm not going to keep.
____ 2011: another 3,153,600 seconds for me to mess up.
____ Happy New Beer.
____ can't believe it's been a year since I didn't become a better person. (someecards)
____ is going to join a gym in 2011 and possibly even attend.
____ New Year's Eve is my favorite alcoholiday.
____ It's New Year's Day and my first resolution for the year is to NEVER DRINK AGAIN. Ugh.
____ isn't making any new resolutions this year because I'm still working on the ones from 2007.
____ Happy "Posing for Facebook Photos" Eve!!
____ is hoping that the New Year brings me the ridiculously unattainable things that 2010 didn't.
____ Facebook will soon become the world's leading source of unwanted information about people's New Year's resolutions.
____ will stop using Facebook as the primary form of communication with my friends in 2011.
____ Fun Fact: 2011 is also the sum of 11 CONSECUTIVE prime numbers: 2011= 157 + 163 + 167 + 173 + 179 + 181 + 191 + 193 + 197 + 199 + 211
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