Kids these days:
____ Kids, when I was your age, the ENTIRE family shared one phone, and it was attached to the kitchen wall by a cord. We couldn't even update our Facebook status from it.
____ Life’s like a bird, it’s pretty cute until it craps all over you.
____ Drinking won't solve your problems, but it will give you lots of interesting new ones.
____ You can't make everyone happy, so today I think you should focus on me.
____ sometimes wishes that I WASN'T old enough to know better.
Holiday Facebook Status update:
____ Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can't predict it. Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
____ feels that I would totally be into the Christmas spirit if it came in a glass and on the rocks.... (thanks, Joseph Lauria!)
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