Tuesday, December 14, 2010

New Facebook Status updates, 12/14/10::

Holiday Facebook status update:
____ Instead of a holiday letter summarizing all I've done this year, I’m going to print out all my Facebook Status updates and stuff them in the cards. Much easier. (from my Fan Page)
Some more HOLIDAY SEASON updates from reader Rob (thanks, Rob!):
____ You know what I like about snow? Not a damn thing.
____ finds "Santa Baby" misleading. Last I checked there weren't women beating down doors for fat, married men who work one day a year.
____ It's so cold outside Mi Tung iz stuk to diz stadas udate.
____ Asked Santa for a million dollars...I got a candy cane....Santa's generosity is greatly exaggerated.
____ Only the good die young. So most of us are pretty safe.
____ People who say they give 110% are not only cocky, but incredibly bad at math. 110% is impossible, you idiot.
____ would like to replace the coffee machine at work with a jello-shot machine. (from my Fan Page)
Observation about clowns:
____ bets that the first guy to ever dress up as a clown was really creepy.
Status update about Mondays:
____ Today is my favorite day of the week to be melodramatic about what day of the week it is.
Want comments?
____ The police never think it's as funny as I do.
Fan updates:
____ is feeling kinda vague. (thanks, Lorne Loder!)
____ ****NEW FACEBOOK GAME~~~ Inbox me your Bank Account or Credit Card number (be sure to give me the expiration date and 3 digit security code) and I will post in my status which bill or Christmas gift I used it for. Let's play!!!**** (thanks, Jennifer Wilson!)
Wise quote:
____ “My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.” Ashleigh Brilliant