Facebook status updates about work:
____ wishes that my computer would crash and erase all of the work I didn’t do this morning.
____ works well with others as long as they leave me the hell alone.
____ It's incredibly difficult to make myself look this busy.
Optimism:
____ is not a pessimist, I'm just optimistic that bad things are going to happen.
Facebook status update about school:
____ The only way I'm going to pass this test is if I eat it first.
Insomnia:
____ is lying here unable to sleep, thinking about tomorrow when I'll be lying here unable to wake up.
Stupid people:
____ Why do people that know the least, know it the loudest?
Facebook status update about Facebook:
____ has a whole lot of nothing to say today. If it weren't for Facebook, I might not have an outlet for that.
Drunken play on words:
____ when lemons hand you life, you're drunk.
Mistakes:
____ It's too bad that we aren't supposed to repeat our mistakes. I'm so good at them.
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