____ We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
____ is beginning to think that this whole "being an adult" thing is not as fun as I had envisioned as a child, except for the alcohol part.
Facebook status update about Facebook:
____ You can steal my status updates if you like, but I lick every single one before I post them.
____ can't sleep because I just can't stop wondering what is wrong with people.
____ The world would be a lot more fun if people screamed whenever they yawned.
____ If you need time alone, announce that it's time to clean the house.
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