Sunday, January 30, 2011

New Facebook Status updates, 1/30/11:

Facebook status updates about Facebook:
____ sometimes thinks that Facebook should change the status question from "What's on your mind?" to "What's your problem today?" (from my FACEBOOK PAGE)
_____ was so much more productive hundreds of Facebook Status updates ago.
_____ if people were as nice to each other in real life as they were in Facebook comments, think how different the world would be.
____ Facebook is just daycare for grown-ups. (from my FACEBOOK PAGE)
____ If you play the game Angry Birds, you aren't allowed to complain about what a waste of time Facebook is.
Facebook status update about Facebook + Drinking:
____ Sorry, everyone, it looks like my Facebook account was hacked by vodka last night... (from my FACEBOOK PAGE)
Losing stuff:
____ If they made a remote control to find remote controls, I'd lose that too.
Ironic spelling lesson:
____ thinks that it's no coincidence that there are no z's in insomnia.
____ One thing I miss about childhood is being able to throw a snowball at someone's head without the authorities getting involved. (from my FACEBOOK PAGE)

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