Monday, February 21, 2011

New and (possibly) clever Facebook status updates, 2/21/11:

____ can't believe there are so many privacy risks involved in broadcasting my entire life on Facebook.
Bad day?
____ wishes that some people wouldn't talk to me in the morning until I've had my coffee. (I don't drink coffee.)
____ God, give me patience, because if you give me strength, I just might punch somebody.
____ is learning from the mistakes of others who take my advice.
Wasting time:
____ "Just going on the computer to check one thing!" - Me, three hours ago.
The Moon:
____ Don't blame it on the Full Moon, people. We're ALL crazy. All the time.
____ These red lights never give me enough time to finish my Facebook status upda

A few favorites from my FACEBOOK FAN PAGE this week:
____ ¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ (thanks, Lokesh Jb!)
____ M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ Friday!! Woohoo! (thanks, Andre Drex Coetzee!)
____ Sometimes I click the "LIKE" button on people's statuses just so I can then click the "UNLIKE" button. One of my many cheap thrills... (thanks, Ashley Sykes!)

Think you can do better?
Step 1: Become A FAN on Facebook.
Step 2: Post a status update on my fan page that you think is awesome.
Step 3: Pat yourself on the back, because you've accomplished something big today!