Facebook Status updates about Facebook:
____ What happens on Facebook stays on Facebook! (and then gets sold to the government for everyone to see).
____ This is ridiculous - I have so much work to do this morning that I can barely get on Facebook. My boss is so rude.
____ thinks that it's amazing how quickly I can convince myself that I didn't need to do today the things I needed to do today.
Dating and Facebook:
____ It's no longer "Are we dating"? It's... "Are we Facebook official?"
____ My new diet plan consists of watching the show "Hoarders" every time I'm hungry. (thanks, Margot!)
____ reads recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "well that's not going to happen." (thanks, Rebecca Kelleher!)
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