Facebook Status updates about Facebook:
____ Friends don't tag friends in hideous Facebook pictures.
____ is thankful for Facebook. Before, I would just scream out my thoughts to anyone who would listen.
____ In the past, when you were angry with someone, you fought them. Now you just defriend them on Facebook.
Money (or lack thereof):
____ is going to take my paycheck to the bank. It’s too little to go by itself.
____ People with a lot of money are miserable. Or so I've heard.
Too much fun?
____ The amount of fun I have on a night out is directly proportional to the number of items I cannot locate the next day.
____ Egypt needs a new president. I need a summer job. Coincidence? I think not.
____ solves many of my problems by simply ignoring them.
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