Facebook suggestion:
____ Dear Facebook, Stop being like my Mom and suggesting people for me to be friends with.
Work and Facebook:
____ If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he'd stop saying I'm unproductive.
Observation:
____ The more a person says, "I'm not usually like this", the less it's true.
Confidence:
____ doesn't want to brag, but I'm pretty confident I could win a spelling be.
Google maps:
____ thinks that Google Maps can skip a few steps when giving me directions. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
GPS:
____ My day is ruined when I don't beat the "Estimated Arrival Time" my GPS gives me.
Being nosy:
____ Hearing the end of a bizarre conversation makes me wish I had started eavesdropping earlier.
Thanks to Wendy Swift for sending me the following status updates:
____ spends a lot of time wondering what normal people would do in my situations.
____ is curious: Why would anyone in their right mind buy grapes with seeds when the convenience of a seedless grape is right there?
____ you know you've truly grown up when you realize your parents knew exactly what they were talking about.
Think you can do better?
Step 1: Become A FAN on Facebook.
Step 2: Post a status update on my fan page that you think is awesome.
Step 3: Pat yourself on the back, because you've accomplished something big today!