____ The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And Mondays.
____ can't believe Google is cocky enough to start guessing after one letter.
____ already owns a 3D television. I call it "my window." (from my FAN PAGE)
____ No one would ever be intimidated by me if they saw my reaction to any spider. (ixSEANxi, from FUNNY ON FACEBOOK)
____ If you listen closely, you can hear the gas pump whisper "goodbye" to your kid's college fund. :(
____ People tend to have two reasons for doing a thing; one that sounds good and a real one.
____ The suspense of not knowing which dumb thing I'm going to do tonight is killing me!
INTERESTING LINK TO POST ON FACEBOOK:
Find the Best Anagram of Your Name was a big hit on my FAN PAGE last week. Your friends will dig it, trust me. Example: MY STATUS IS BADDEST = TASTY, MUDDIEST BASS.
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