Saturday, April 9, 2011

New Facebook Status updates, 4/09/11

Good Facebook Friends:
____ would swim across the Ocean for some of my Facebook friends! Lol, just kidding. There are sharks in there!
BAD Facebook Friends:
____ By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my a$$!
____ Hey Facebook, if I have 75 friends in common with someone and we're still not friends, it means I don't like them. Take a hint.
Bossy Facebook Friends:
____ Post this as your status update if you hate status updates that tell you to repost something. (from my FAN PAGE)
Stupid People:
____ isn't cranky, I just have a violent reaction to stupid people. (from my FAN PAGE)
____ drinks too much 20% of the time. I lie about how much I drink 80% of the time.
____ is worried that my drinking might be affecting my memory. I'm also worried it might be affecting my memory. (from my FAN PAGE)
____ It's not that I don't believe you, I'm just 100% sure you're full of crap.
____ If cars could run on BS, we would ALL have full tanks. Always.
Facebook Status updates about FACEBOOK:
____ How do people that aren't on Facebook procrastinate?

Think you can do better?
Step 1: Become A FAN on Facebook.
Step 2: Post a status update on my fan page that you think is awesome.
Step 3: Pat yourself on the back, because you've accomplished something big today!
Step 4: Check my blog each SUNDAY to see my favorite FAN-SUBMITTED Facebook Status updates from each week! Thanks for visiting MY STATUS IS BADDEST :)