____ Autocorrect can kiss my ask. (from my FB Fan Page)
____ Today, the day seized me.
____ never thought I would be a morning person. I was right.
Facebook Status update about Facebook:
____ Facebook: The site that never sleeps. Or does anything constructive...
____ is feeling particularly lackadaisical today.
____ People who wake up completely refreshed from a 20 minute nap really annoy me.
____ The most annoying kind of people are other ones.
____ When someone I usually only text with decides to call me, I automatically assume that something terrible happened.
____ Sitting in traffic isn't bad as long as my lane is moving a little faster than the one next to me.
____ When I do something stupid, my first thought is whether it would make a funny story or I should take it to my grave.
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