Friday, April 22, 2011

New Facebook Status updates, 4/22/11:

____ A lot of times I miss work. Except now. And now. And also, now.
____ Does anybody else check their keyboard after somebody mispells something to see how close the letters were? (via FUNNY ON FACEBOOK)
____ thinks it's interesting that alcohol turns everyone into a gymnast.
____ Of course I won't judge you if you use poor grammar. My judgment is only reserved for the intelligent people I choose to spend time with. ;)
Facebook Status updates about Facebook:
____ Facebook should allow you to automatically de-friend your ex from all of your friends. (from my FAN PAGE)
____ Phone commercials need to stop pretending it's so great that you can "check Facebook right from your phone." For crying out loud people, this is 2011, I can update Facebook from my toaster.
____ Remember before smartphones when we had to update our Facebook statuses from our laptops? God, it's like we were cavemen! (from my FAN PAGE)
____ Google has severely diminished the chance that I will ever just take your word for it that you know something.
____ doesn't want to sound ignorant, but if I can't understand something, then it's stupid and I hate it. (thanks, LIKE THY STATUS)
____ can't afford to go away on vacation, so I'm just going to drink until I don't know where I am.

Think you can do better?
Step 1: Become A FAN on Facebook.
Step 2: Post a status update on my fan page that you think is awesome.
Step 3: Pat yourself on the back, because you've accomplished something big today!
Step 4: Check my blog each SUNDAY to see my favorite FAN-SUBMITTED Facebook Status updates from each week! Thanks for visiting MY STATUS IS BADDEST :)