Friday, May 20, 2011

It's the End of the World As We Know It (and I Feel Fine):

Well, everybody, it's been nice knowing you. When the Rapture comes at 6pm today, I'm not sure what will happen. Can I still blog about Facebook Status updates from Heaven? I'd like to think so. Here are a few of the status updates you've shared about the Rapture that is (apparently) going to happen tomorrow, May 21, 2011.

____ Armageddon tired of all these Rapture jokes :)
____ Anyone wanna play Rapture the Flag tomorrow? It's not the end of the world if you don't. (Josh 'Jensen' Fernau)
____ If God had a Facebook, his status would read: Stayin in tonight cause I gotta end the world tomorrow morning. Then, hittin the gym. (Courtney Alison Carnes)
____ Well... If one "Heaven" day is equivalent to 1000 years on earth, then 1000/24= 42 years per heaven hour. So, does the rapture vary roughly 42 years for each time zone? (Ashley Reitzel King)
____ Sings: It's the end of the World as we know it, and I feel fine. (Mark Rabideau)
____ I don't know if this Rapture business is real or not and I don't know if I'd be one of the chosen to go. What I do know is that just in case I'm not...I'm gonna follow this guy in the Porsche with the fish symbol for the next day and a half. (Kristie Jackson)
____ To those who believe the world is ending on May 21st, please kindly deposit all your cash into my bank account. Thanks :)(Amit Panchal)
____ Rapture prank: On Saturday, take some of your old clothes and shoes and leave sets of them arranged on sidewalks and lawns around town. (Sara Loughry Guldi)
____ So the world is ending tomorrow? There goes my weekend SMH (Clinton CWalka Walker)
____ Hi there (insert name here) and thanks for the email. I'm away on vacation due to the impending zombie apocalypse (or depending on what date it now is) the current zombie apocalypse. I had contemplated spending my vacation at some exotic locale...but I'm now most likely just at the local waterpark...possibly dodging flesh-eating corpses but more likely just being horrified by the foreign tourists and their speedos. Please feel free to leave me a message and if I survive or am only reduced to being a zombie's minion...I'll get back with you as soon as possible...(Beep)...(Heather Page)
____ WARNING! As of Friday, Facebook will automatically start dragging the Earth into the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings > Planetary Settings > Trajectory, then UNCLICK the box that says "Apocalypse." Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste to your status for no reason whatsoever. (Donna Pedersen Watson Hudon)
____ I'll watch the movie 2012 again. That movie is so not gonna make sense if world ends on May 21, 2011. (MindFreak Covert Operative)
____ is making "I survived May 21st" T-Shirts... Who wants one? (Mark Rabideau)

Thanks to Nobo Dy for the following status updates:
Nobo Dy
____ fooled a lot of people this morning when I bought a bunch of blow-up dolls.....filled them all up with helium and released them.
____ thinks that the rapture has already taken place and the only things that went up were the remote control for my tv and half of my socks.
____ doesn't need a prophecy to tell me I won't have a life on a Saturday night.

I will miss you all! (LOL, J/K! See you Sunday the 22nd!!!)