My FACEBOOK FANS publish clever Facebook status updates ALL DAY, EVERY DAY. Thanks to all who support my blog and what I do! I truly enjoy the "art" of a good Facebook Status update, and clearly, so do you:
____ When I play Whack-a-Mole at Chucky Cheese, I feel like I am Thor and stuff. (Nobo Dy)
____ OK, I'm going to admit to it. Its been bugging me for about 10 years now and I need to get it off my chest. I let the dogs out. (Woody Gradin)
____ hasn't seen a spider around the house in days. WHAT THE F*#& ARE THEY PLANNING? (Andrew Taj Thomas)
____ Remember when you had to go to channel 3 to play video games? (Laurie Hicks)
____ If you think I'm writing about you, then I am, unless you don't, then I'm not. (Rory Flynn)
____ We all have that one person who's sitting next to us & copying our test. The joke's on you, I didn't study either. LOL. (Cassie Tarner)
____ You had better look like your profile photo, or you're buying me drinks until you do! :) (Kristie Jackson)
____ "I HATE DRAMA!!" -someone who starts drama. Trust me on this one! (Nobo Dy)
____ Whoever said "the freaks come out at night" has obviously never been to Walmart during the day. (Carla Danko)
____ Dear FB Friends/Family: You can't find out who saw your profile. You won't see what you'll look like in the future. You won't know what that man saw when he walked in on his daughter. There are no free IPads. And you can't see the video of Osama's death... Not on Facebook. Please stop clicking the spam links and exposing yourself and friends to virus risks! (Bama Glasscock)
____ My therapist says I have an obsession with revenge. We'll just see about that!!! (Kristie Jackson)
____ Thanks to Facebook, I no longer have anything to talk about when I see you in person. (Vincent Thompson)
____ One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR. (Shannon White-Metz)
____ loves you so much that there's almost no chance I'd use you as a human shield against a Navy SEALs attack. (Lyn Pefley-Lees)
____ Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring & I go back to being me ;-} (Bama Glasscock)
____ My plan to buy a drawing board just fell through. I guess it's back to th---OH DAMMIT. (Michelle Lacy Lauff)
____ Believes that every great idea begins with...."Hold my beer and watch this!" (Laurie Hicks)
____ Whenever I'm introduced to a group of four or more people I don't bother listening to any of their names. (Nobo Dy)
____ just ate from an unmarked tupperware container at the back of the fridge. I think it was chicken yogurt. (Kristie Jackson)
____ 3 a.m. phone call: "Hey, are you asleep?" Me: "No, I'm skydiving." (Alberto Ceballos)
____ Fun Fact: You will spend more time installing Adobe Flash Player updates than actually using Adobe Flash Player. (Donna Pedersen Watson Hudon)
____ Here's how I know I'm smarter than a 5th grader: I didn't have to go to school today. (Michelle Lacy Lauff)
____ thinks that the human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. (Hannah Froncek)
Think you can do better? Become a FAN ON FACEBOOK and submit your favorite Facebook Status updates. Every Sunday I'll publish my favorites!
