Friday, May 13, 2011

New Facebook Status updates, 5/13/11:

Stupid people:
____ Natural selection sure is taking its sweet time with some people.
____ 75% of my regrets involve hitting "send". (from my FAN PAGE)
Cell phone etiquette:
____ If you're talking on your cell phone in a public bathroom, I will flush the toilet over and over so your friend knows *exactly* where you are.
Facebook Status updates about Facebook:
____ sure hopes they're wrong about the world ending in 2012. I'd hate to think I wasted the last couple years of my life on Facebook with you guys ;)
____ Dear People of Facebook: No. I won't friend your pet.
____ Things I've done more of since I joined Facebook: 1. Less
Getting older:
____ tried to do a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike. Its not.
____ Crap, I just spilled red wine... all over the inside of my stomach.
Bad day?
____ My horoscope says "Go back to bed, it will be over soon." That's odd.

Think you can do better?
Step 1: Become A FAN on Facebook.
Step 2: Post a status update on my fan page that you think is awesome.
Step 3: Pat yourself on the back, because you've accomplished something big today!
Step 4: Check my blog this Sunday to see if your Facebook Status update was one of my favorites. Thanks for visiting my blog! You must be very, very wise and have fantastic taste in status updates.