Wednesday, May 18, 2011

New Facebook Status updates, 5/18/11:

____ doesn't think I should be held responsible for the things I say to fill awkward silences.
Facebook Status updates about Facebook:
____ just got an email from Myspace that said, "See what your friends are up to!" Facebook. That's what they are up to. I can see them all online right now.
____ We're an interesting bunch here on Facebook, but we all have one thing in common: We've sacrificed the chance to run for public office with our status updates.
____ TMI, everyone on Facebook, TMI.
____ "Oh, sorry! I just saw this text!" -a big, fat liar.
____ Whenever someone tells you they're "about 20 minutes away," they're lying. They haven't left yet. (from my FAN PAGE)
____ Nothing like a cold beer at the end of the day to celebrate a job poorly done.
____ thinks that I may have just inadvertently accomplished something.
Exercise (or lack of):
____ You know that feeling when you exercise so much you can hardly move? I sometimes wonder what that feels like.
____ First rule of thumb: Thumbs shouldn't have rules. That just makes no damn sense.

Think you can do better?
Step 1: Become A FAN on Facebook.
Step 2: Post a status update on my fan page that you think is awesome.
Step 3: Pat yourself on the back, because you've accomplished something big today!
Step 4: Check my blog this Sunday to see if your Facebook Status update was one of my favorites. Thanks for visiting my blog! You must be very, very wise and have fantastic taste in status updates.