Exercise:
____ Doctors say you must make time to exercise. I’ve penciled in 3-4 p.m. on June 16th. Tentatively.
Random observation:
____ People who still call radio stations to request songs are the same people who still update their MySpace profiles.
Your future:
____ thinks that every horoscope should read: "Your day is already a failure. You rely on horoscopes."
Honesty:
____ There are two kinds of honest people in the world: 1) Small children 2) Drunk people. (from my FAN PAGE)
Facebook Status updates about Facebook:
____ thinks that there is something disturbingly dysfunctional about every last one of us. That's what makes Facebook great.
____ If people had to spell something correctly before being allowed to criticize it, Facebook would be much more peaceful.
____ If my number of Facebook friends drops, I just assume someone died. (from my FAN PAGE)
Work:
____ never knows when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when I've made up my mind that I'm not doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
Think you can do better?
Step 1: Become A FAN on Facebook.
Step 2: Post a status update on my fan page that you think is awesome.
Step 3: Pat yourself on the back, because you've accomplished something big today!
Step 4: Check my blog this Sunday to see if your Facebook Status update was one of my favorites! Thanks for visiting my blog! You must be very, very wise and have fantastic taste in status updates.
