____ doesn't run for fun! If you see me running past you, you'd better start running too, because something is coming. (Bama's Home Repair)
____ Hit "Like" if you think "Like" is the lazy man's response. (Heather Page)
____ is the Tina Yothers of obscure references. (Jason Sellers)
____ Does running late count as exercise? (Gathoni Awesam Gath)
____ The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my Facebook status while I wait for the kettle to boil. (Nancy Cooper Thompson)
____ Always put your best foot forward. Unless you're wearing Crocs. Then neither foot is your best. (William Hale)
____ If I used my Adobe Reader "updater thingy" as much as I seem to update it, then maybe I would know what the hell it is. (Jason Hoffman)
____ "I'm hungry": Every drunk person's last words of the evening. (Amanda Mitchell)
____ Had a dream last night. I knew it was a dream immediately because the therapist agreed with me, the ex apologized, and I was wearing pants. (Nobo Dy)
____ Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver" (Carla Danko)
____ People better mind their P’s & Q’s before I start handing out F’s and U’s!
____ After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion the very few turtles ARE ninjas. (J.D. Nichols)
____ The Awkward Moment when you’ve already said “what?” a thousand times and you still have no idea what the other person said, so you just agree. (MindFreak Covert Operative)
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