TMI:
____ Maybe this is just the booze talking, but I should probably write down every last thing I say!
Music:
____ It's almost like my Ipod “shuffle” has no idea what kind of music I like. :(
Tattoos:
____ deletes enough status updates to know that I should never get a tattoo...
Cleaning:
____ Today, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Bad day?
____ Can't remember the last time I chortled.
Trouble:
____ doesn't understand why so many people go looking for trouble. It's right behind them...
Being chill:
____ is super laid-back until somebody disagrees with me.
Booze:
____ Do you know what this Jello is missing? Vodka.
Facebook Status updates about Facebook:
____ "We're proud of all the Facebook friends you've accumulated!" -Neither one of my parents.
____ is starting to think that the object of Facebook is to say every last absurd thought that comes into your brain in case you die.
The future:
____ Things I'm angry about in 2011: 1.) No hoverboards.
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