Drinking:
____ This beer just accepted my friend request! (from my FAN PAGE)
____ can see movies any old time, I'd rather have BOOZE on demand...
Writing utensils:
____ Hey, pens that don't write: Why the hell are you always in my drawer?
Bugs:
____ is cool with all bugs that don't land on me.
Caffeine:
____ This coffee isn't working. Quick, someone throw a feral cat in my lap!
Nasty food:
____ just gave beets another try. Still nope.
Facebook Friends:
____ loves it that my Facebook friends say the really crazy stuff I'm thinking...so I don't have to.
____ figured out that the key to enjoying yourself at pool parties is to show up right when everyone is too drunk to tag people in pictures on Facebook anymore...
Reality:
____ Come on, everybody...there has got to be at least ONE business like show business.
____ There's no better feeling than "not giving a shit". (from my FAN PAGE)
____ is a kind and generous person, except for those days when, for no apparent reason, I hate pretty much everyone.
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