____ This beer just accepted my friend request! (from my FAN PAGE)
____ can see movies any old time, I'd rather have BOOZE on demand...
____ Hey, pens that don't write: Why the hell are you always in my drawer?
____ is cool with all bugs that don't land on me.
____ This coffee isn't working. Quick, someone throw a feral cat in my lap!
____ just gave beets another try. Still nope.
____ loves it that my Facebook friends say the really crazy stuff I'm thinking...so I don't have to.
____ figured out that the key to enjoying yourself at pool parties is to show up right when everyone is too drunk to tag people in pictures on Facebook anymore...
____ Come on, everybody...there has got to be at least ONE business like show business.
____ There's no better feeling than "not giving a shit". (from my FAN PAGE)
____ is a kind and generous person, except for those days when, for no apparent reason, I hate pretty much everyone.
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