Facebook Status updates about Facebook:
____ My wife sent me a Facebook invitation to "Take out The Trash" tonight at 7pm. Sounds lame. NOT ATTENDING!
____ is updating my Facebook status in the car. No worries, I'm in the passenger seat! Which makes it more difficult to drive, but it fools the cops.
Mondays suck:
____ "Sh*t. It's Monday." -All of us
"Unfriending" on Facebook:
____ When someone unfriends me, I just assume that they have a low tolerance for awesome.
____ Every time one of you writes about the evils of Face-booking and driving, one of us is reading it and crashing. :(
____ Some status updates need a "This is why I unfriended you" button.
Exercise:
____ feels pretty good about exercising today even though all I did was walk to the bar.
Kids:
____ My kids are so much more adorable when they shut the hell up.
Dr. Seuss:
____ Dr. Seuss would have had the best Facebook Status updates, I bet.
Fear:
____ The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Also, monsters. And the plague. And rapists. But that's it. (from my FAN PAGE)
Working:
____ I haven't even started them and I already want to quit my next two jobs.
Sex:
____ It's a real shame that you can't "un-have-sex" with somebody. (from my FAN PAGE)
FYI: My goal is to write at least one unique Facebook Status update on my FAN PAGE each day, and a group of new ones on my BLOG each week. If you saw any of the previous status updates posted on another Facebook Status update website, please note the date and time I posted them originally on my FAN PAGE or BLOG. You will find them here first! If you like and/or use my status updates, please show your support so I can continue to do what I do! Thanks :)
