It's the Holiday Season, and the holiday status updates are pouring in on my FACEBOOK FAN PAGE. I will continue to add them as I see them, so check back often. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some spiked egg nog to sample...
____ Only 13 more days and I get a new pair of underwear! (Donny Norris)
____ Christmas was best when I used to believe in Santa Claus... I wanna be 19 again. (Adam Apple)
____ Some carolers were singing outside of my house last night. They sang so well, I gave them an extra 10 seconds to get the hell off my property. (Nobo Dy)
____ My homemade Christmas wreath just got stolen! There goes my whole winter stash :( (Mustache Mann)
____ My neighbor put up his Christmas lights today. I bet he's pissed that I beat him to it. I put mine up 15 years ago. (Chris Hallman)
____ Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go Jesus. It's yer birfday. We gonna party like it's yer birfday. We gonna sip some egg nog like it's yer birfday. And you know we gonna give some gifts cuz dats yer birfday. (SamGirl Sunday)
____ ♪♪ It's the most wonderful tiiiime of the year (to develop a drinking problem) ♪♪ (William Hale)
____ Deck the halls with booze and be jolly, fah la la la la, blah blah blah blah! - Drunk Christmas carols. (Lisa James)
____ Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is her ♥....... Lol, j/k I need a new phone. (Tom Guntorius)
____ "Welcome To The Jingle" ~ Bells (Toni Daniels)
____ Going to get a real tree some time this week...hope it doesn't end up like Amy Winehouse. Dead, 5 ft 6, and surrounded by needles before Christmas.. (Jane Withsweet Tatts)
____ 29 MORE JUGS OF RUM TILL CHRISTMAS!!!!! (Nobo Dy)
____ "Oh! Oh! Oh!" ~Dyslexic Santa (Egg Head)
____ No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a sword. (See More)
____I'm so poor that I'm just going to decorate my Christmas tree car air freshner. (Lisa James)
____Ha, I remember that Christmas when the hounds broken in the house and ate our turkey and we had to go out for Chinese and then Chevy Chase got stuck in our attic and three ghosts came by and Tiny Tim said God Bless us each and every one and that fat angel got his wings and Santa won his court case and Rudolph's nose was so bright, and Charlie Brown was down in the mouth about the commercialism of Christmas and my life sucks and all... (Donny Norris)
____ Let us not forget the real meaning of Christmas... The birth of Santa Claus. (Adam Apple)
____I am such a thoughtful girl! I bought my ex a chair for Christmas. But the power company won't let me hook it up. :( (Julie A Ostmann)
____ Dear Santa, I was framed! (Shannon Seymour)
____ If Santa does not bring me something good I'm going to pee in his lap like I did when I was eight. (Thomas Christopher)
____ Pro-tip: Turn your dishwasher into a snowplow this Christmas by giving her a shovel. (Dave NoMoneyhoney Blum)
____ Christmas shopping list: -----> refer to f*ckit list (Lisa James)
Happy Holidays!
