I love my readers. I really do. There's no joke here. I haven't posted fan status updates in a long time and now I'm about 50,000 status updates behind. Whether you contribute status updates to my FAN PAGE or you simply enjoy reading them (and stealing a few, because this stuff is hilarious), I thank you.
____ Paula Deen has no one to blame butter self. (William Hale)
____ a drunk man walks into a bar.... Ok enough about me (Adam Apple)
____ "WE WANT CHANGE!...WE WANT CHANGE!...I DRIVE A VOLKSWAGON!" - a protester with ADD (Bob Brittain)
____ Why do they have a beauty section at Walmart? (SamGirl Sunday)
____ Does anybody know the name of that middle eastern country on the Arabic peninsula? Yemen either. (Donny Norris)
____ If I was Leonardo DiCaprio's friend and he did somethin' stupid.. I'd call him "Leotard" then we'd laugh and make out a lil' bit. (Toni Daniels)
____ If I was Superman that would be funny, cuz I'm kinda fat. (Bob Brittain)
____ Have you ever looked at someone and thought, "Yep, you have a person in your basement."? (Carrie Leigh)
____ so Jon Bon Jovi is doing advil commercials now? He must be livin on a prayer that he won't go bankrupt. (Lisa James)
____ I had this awesome dream last night where Facebook went down and most of you went on a killing spree. (Nobo Dy)
____ Look a$$holes, for the most part I just stay in the corner and mind my own damn business, no need to freak out and stuff.~ Spiders (Donny Norris)
____ Why don't we take this relationship to the next level and you loan me some money. (Egg Head)
____ Sometimes I write "This is a hold up. I have a gun." in the memo of the cheques I write for people and pray they cash them at the teller. (SamGirl Sunday)
____ "THIS IS BULLSH*T!!!" - Me, in a cow pasture (Bob Brittain)
____ In a perfect world, R. Kelly would get stung by a jellyfish and then pissed on by all his underage fans. (Nobo Dy)
____ The Dr. didn't seem to find it as humorous as I did, that I drew penises on the ends of all his tongue depressors... (Mustache Mann)
____ "I solemnly swear that I will never drink this much again as long as I live." - Me, in 1997. And '98, '99, pretty much all of the noughties, last year. And tomorrow. (Danny Coleiro)
____ Sometimes I worry that my online life may be pushing the people in my real life away. My friend just told me she broke her leg & I said LOL instead of laughing for real. (SamGirl Sunday)
____ If my life had a soundtrack it would just be a mixture of me snoring and white noise from the TV...(Donny Norris)
____ The toughest decision you should make today is bottle, draft, or can. (Nobo Dy)
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Sunday, January 15, 2012
Did you know your CELL PHONE has a name?
I posted this yesterday on my FAN PAGE and had over 700 comments!
Did you know your CELL PHONE has a name? Try this:
1st step: from your mobile number number, take the last 3 numbers. Example- 780-496-9684 , take "684"only
2nd step: Write this @*[684:0] in the comment box below, replacing the 3 numbers with your own.
3rd step: remove the * sign and press enter in the comment box.
Your Facebook friends will be astounded and amazed! They'll marvel at your knowledge! Or something like that.
Here's a Funny picture to post, at no extra charge:
Did you know your CELL PHONE has a name? Try this:
1st step: from your mobile number number, take the last 3 numbers. Example- 780-496-9684 , take "684"only
2nd step: Write this @*[684:0] in the comment box below, replacing the 3 numbers with your own.
3rd step: remove the * sign and press enter in the comment box.
Your Facebook friends will be astounded and amazed! They'll marvel at your knowledge! Or something like that.
Here's a Funny picture to post, at no extra charge:
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