This is an exciting day for My Status Is Baddest! I have figured out how to randomly select Facebook Fan Page status updates with more than 3 "likes" from the moment my Fan Page started last January! What does this mean? It means a trip down MSIB lane for all of us. Prepare for at least 1000 status updates over the next few days! Thanks everybody!
____ I can be as co-dependent as you want me to be. (Samgirl Sunday)
____ As soon as I learn how to un-read stuff, I'll be able to sleep. (Mustache Mann)
____ Two things I am thankful for- 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid certain family and friends. (Shafique Khatri)
____ I think Sudoku is Japanese for DAMMIT! (Donny Norris)
____ If I knew karate, I would go all ninja on ya and chop you to pieces with my bare hands. But I don't, so carry on. (Bob MuppetMan Brittain)
____ My death bed confession is going to be epic. (Donny Norris)
____ I bet you $567.89 you can’t guess how much I owe my bookie. (William Hale)
____ I am taking a shot for every "like" I get on this status. Then again, I'm taking shots whether you bastards like it or not. (Rae Broman)
____ Look you asked me to be your childs Godfather so don't get pissed at me because I taught him how to break knees and collect debts. (Donny Norris)
____ On my treadmill sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight. (Adam Apple)
____ My trainer must be so happy with my fitness level because he said I'm getting atrophy... I've never been given an award before! (Mya Sisnice)
____ Your mobile phone has more computing power than all of NASA in 1969. NASA launched a man to the moon. We launch a bird into pigs! (Bald Beaver Hunter)
____ I ran 5 miles today. No I didn't. (Bob MuppetMan Brittain)
____ When my teenage son needs a lesson in humility I take him to the grocery store and make him go in and buy toilet paper, tampons, Preparation H, Vagisil and anti-diarrhea medication and make him pay for it with change. (Donny Norris)
____ Facebook gives me a chance to have meaningful conversations with my friends. Only when there's an awkward silence, I can walk away and go make myself a snack. (MY STATUS IS BADDEST)
____ I really don't see the need for pants for the rest of this day. (Toni Daniels)
____ I got up this morning and thought about going for a nice long run, then I started laughing and laughing, cuz....I don't do that. (Bob MuppetMan Brittain)
____ I got tired of people stealing my lunch at work, so I put my beer in a Dr. Pepper 12 pack box. (Mustache Mann)
____ Did you see the new internet Barbie? It looks like a middle-aged fat guy. (Adam Apple)
____ It must be so much easier to be a drunk if you have a catheter. (Lisa James)
____ I don't know why people make such a big deal about me drinking alcohol in a taxi. I just wish they would sit there and shut up until I drop them off. (Tom Guntorius)
____ isn't cranky, I just have a violent reaction to stupid people. (MY STATUS IS BADDEST)
____ Considering I'm sitting here in my underwear eating beef jerky and Reese's peanut butter cups, you may want to chose someone else to take advice from today, guys. (Jack Olivar)
____ There's a time and place for sarcasm, and this is it. (Carrie Leigh)
____ I always conduct myself in a calm and rational manner because you never know when the space aliens or government are recording you. (Donny Norris)
____ You had me at "what's a restraining order?" (Mustache Mann)
____ anyone who doesn't like Family Guy, step forward because we can't be friends. (Lisa James)
____ I sometimes wish the internet would run out of ink....(Mustache Mann)
____ I can't believe I was late for work tomorrow. (Adam Apple)
____ There are so many maggots in my garbage, it can probably take itself out. (Nobo Dy)
____ They have security settings on facebook. Now all they need is an insecurity setting and you'll be all set. (Lisa James)
____ You guys need to stop holding secret meetings about my paranoia!!! (Mike Seriously)
____ I once told a joke so bad that the crickets didn't even chirp. (Donny Norris)
____ Everytime you post a picture on Facebook, I'm judging your furniture. (Melinda Morethantheusual Huffman)
____ Me and the wife have finally decided we don't want any more kids, so if anyone does we can drop them off tomorrow. (Hollywood Allan)
____ I went in Ancestry.com and traced my lineage back to Wales. This explains my echolocation abilities. (Donny Norris)
____ I'm terming a new word. "Askhole"- A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them! (Carrie Leigh)
