____ Giraffe/camel...same thing. Unless you're looking at the toes. (Lisa James)
____ I do what I want, when I want, where I want! As long as my mum says its ok. (King Julien)
____ You hate yourself? Cool, I guess we do have something in common. I hate you too. Let's date. (Mustache Mann)
____ I never form an opinion about someone until I really get to know them...unless they're a$$holes. (Bob MuppetMan Brittain)
____ ITS IRONIC HOW THE COLORS RED, WHITE AND BLUE REPRESENT FREEDOM, UNTIL THEY'RE FLASHING BEHIND YOU. (Erwin Charming)
____ Oh Lord, I've misread the NyQuil bottle again... (Donny Norris)
____ Women are weapons of cash destruction. (Adam Apple)
____ I never say I'm sorry because I don't like to lie. (Carrie Leigh)
____ I'm high on life! And pot. Well...mostly pot. But I love life! Probably because of pot. (Toni Daniels)
____ GIVE ME A BEET! ~ Hip hop Chef (Donny Norris)
____ I'm not nodding to say yes about your idea....The voices in my head are agreeing with me that you're an idiot. (Mustache Mann)
____ is it rude to put odor eaters in someones mouth while they're talking? (Lisa James)
____ I wish I cloud proofread my statuses before I post them, but if their ain't no squiggly line under it, I ain't seeing ship. :/ (Lamija Husic)
____ If I’m weird around you, that means I’m comfortable with you. (Tom Guntorius)
____ I consider everyone here at MY STATUS IS BADDEST to be a national treasure to me. Of course I'm eating paste right now. (Eric Caro)
____ Why do people with bad breath always want to tell you secrets? (Shafique Khatri)
____ HOW CAN YOU TELL IF YOU'RE ADDICTED TO ASKING QUESTIONS? IS THERE SOME SORT OF WEBSITE OR APP TO TEST IT!!? DOES ANYBODY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT? WHY AM I YELLING? (Eric Caro)