____ I hate it when I'm drinking and somebody tries to correct my Vodkabulary. (Shafique Khatri)
____ I just finished playing Operation with my nephew. Sooo much blood. (SamGirl Sunday)
____ "OMFG! The TITANIC sank! the TITANIC sank!" - My Facebook status update from 100 years ago today. (Bob MuppetMan Brittain)
____ Before Facebook, I used to be stupid in the privacy of my own mind. (James Baud)
____ In honor of my 100th post on MSIB, baconvodkastatusrockslotsoflikes. (Dave Murawski)
____ I hate it when I hold back on saying something during a conversation because I know it will offend people, and then I see the look on everyone's face and realize I've already said it. (Danny Coleiro)
____ Did you know that 85% percent of pie charts resemble Pacman? (King Julien)
____ I just found an onion ring in my french fries! Best day ever! No wait, I think that's an ear...never mind. :( (Jack Wagon)
____ "Wow - absolutely nobody is using the Internet today!" -Me, whenever nobody likes my posts. (Danny Coleiro)
____ You know you are under a lot of stress when you start getting on your own nerves. (Priscilla Freer Beaulieu)
____ I asked for a bowl of Alphabet soup at a Mexican restaurant. I couldn't understand how to eat it. (Dow Jones)
____ Why do kids think answering an important phone call is code for “start screaming”?
(Sean Shipley)
____ When you upload photos to Facebook, I'd appreciate it if you tagged your hot friends. It makes stalking them much easier. Thank you. (Danny Coleiro)
____ I'm curious how many of you are Austrian. Can I have a show of Hans? (James Baud)
____ My wife is going to get a big surprise when she tries to sleep in tomorrow. I superglued a thumbtack to the snooze button. (Tom Guntorius)