Tuesday, May 1, 2012

____ I was playing fetch with my neighbor's dog but he's too heavy to carry in my teeth and his fur tastes horrible. (Bob MuppetMan Brittain)
____ They should make car gas tanks more realistic, in the shape of asses. (Lisa James)
____ OH, IT'S ON NOW! -me, every time I switch the lights on. (GoldRobo Dancer Guy)
____ OMG! Debbie needs building supplies in Farmville and Josh played MOON on Words with Friends, OMG! OMG! OMG! (Donny Norris)
____ 5 push-ups today. Yep...went bra shopping with the wife. (Bob MuppetMan Brittain)
____ A wise woman once told me: (Tom Guntorius)
____ If I offer you some of my gummy bears, I am just trying to be polite. Don't you dare take any. (Connie Day)
____ Feel free to steal this status and pass it off as your own anytime! © 18 November, 2011 Danny Coleiro. All rights reserved. Portions of this document may not be reproduced through any means, including, but not limited to, scanning, uploading, reproduction, transmission, and distribution via the Internet or any other means, electronic or mechanical, including printing, photocopying or recording in any form, without express permission of the author. (Danny Coleiro)
____ If you were really my friend, you would like my statuses, just because we're friends. (Quirky Sally)
____ People like you are the reason people like me take pills. And I'm ok with that. (Toni Daniels)
____ I wish that some people would realize that talking isn't necessary. (Dave Hetterly IV)
____ I don't like the term "stalking"...I prefer the term "aggressively pursuing a hopeful objective" or "collector of dolls made from your hair" (Justin John Bernard)
____ Good morning!!!! Just kidding. (Shaunna Shurtliff)
____ Men socialize by insulting each other but they really don't mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other, they don't mean it either. (King Julien)
____ If I were rich I wouldn't be shaking this ketchup bottle so hard. :/(Donny Norris)
____ Whoever said “Procrastination doesn’t pay” CLEARLY has never seen my average day at work. (Rae Broman)
____ My ideal job would be getting paid by a sassy black woman to back up all her statements with "mmmhmm!" And "Hooooo Damn! Girl!" (SamGirl Sunday)
____ Ok, I'm running a test to see who's reading my posts. Haha, no I'm not! I don't care who reads them. (Lisa James)
____...“and, so, that's where I'm at on the project, I couldn't have done it with out your input.” ~How I end every conversation when the boss walks in and catches me fraternizing with a fellow employee. (Donny Norris)