No more Twinkies really pissed my readers off.
____ Maybe Zombieland had it right when Woody Harrelson couldn't find those Twinkies. Now we know why. (Jacque YoungMother Hubbard)
____ I'm pretty sure that if more states had legalized marijuana, Twinkies would have been saved. (Bob MuppetMan Brittain)
____ Hostess is going out of business, so no more twinkies. In other news Kirstie Alley just commited suicide. (Howie Feltersnatch)
____ I'm going to get rich selling these Twinkies on eBay. (Lisa James)
____ Damn little Debbie, its her fault were losing Twinkie. I knew that broad was up to no good. (Sonia Lerma)
____ The guy at the tattoo shop laughed at me when I asked for a Twinkie tattoo on my dick last year. Who's laughing now? (Mys ter E)
____ Poor Colorado...they tell em they can smoke pot then take away Twinkies. For shame... (Stephanie Whitaker)
____ Thank goodness it was Twinkies and not Bacon... (Tom Guntorius)
____ So Jessica Simpson joins Weight Watchers and now Hostess goes out of business? Thanks a lot, bitch. (Mys ter E)
____ Oh....now I get it...all that crap in the Middle East is because they had inside information that Hostess was closing. No wonder they've been so pissed. (Jack Olivar)
____ Suck It Up Cupcake - The Hostess Union (Lisa James)
____ WHAT! 10 TO 20!! FOR SELLING HO HO'S ON THE BLACK MARKET?!!!! Whooooa, your honor, there has been a BIG misunderstanding here. (Donny Norris)
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