____ I was going to start jogging today, but then I remembered that I own a car. (MY STATUS IS BADDEST)
____ There is always that one person at the gym who thinks they're in the Olympics. (Farhanah Khalit)
____ So proud of myself. Even though I didn't make it to the gym earlier today, I got my ass up off the couch and changed the channel. (Stephanie Manera)
____ Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me. (Dianne Carman Petty)
____ My favorite thing about working out is the part where I decide not to. (Stacy Fournier)
____ Never thought I would be one of those people who got up early to hit the gym every day. I was right. (MY STATUS IS BADDEST)
____ It takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile. Therefore, frowning is the superior exercise. (Donny Norris)
____ My aerobics instructor told me to follow along in class the same way I would when I'm working out to an exercise video at home. So I stopped for a snack break after 10 minutes and then I just left. (Stacy Fournier)
____ I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy. Oh, that’s a mirror! I need to go to the gym. (Crystal Lee Wolfe)
____ Just like our bodies, our minds need exercise. That's why i think of jogging every morning. (Enem Paul)
____ Just saw theres an exercise called Burpee's. Finally something I will be good at. I can definitely burp and pee at the same time. (Lisa James)
____ just did a shot of wheatgrass* and now I'm off to the gym**!(*=bourbon, **=pub) (MY STATUS IS BADDEST)
I'm going through thousands of status updates and categorizing them as they should have been from the beginning. I've been blogging about Facebook status updates since 2009. I will post a lot in the next few weeks. Thanks to everyone who reads and shares status updates from this blog or my FACEBOOK PAGE. You complete me!
