Monday, April 1, 2013


____ I was going to start jogging today, but then I remembered that I own a car. (MY STATUS IS BADDEST)
____ There is always that one person at the gym who thinks they're in the Olympics. (Farhanah Khalit)
____ So proud of myself. Even though I didn't make it to the gym earlier today, I got my ass up off the couch and changed the channel. (Stephanie Manera)
____ Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me. (Dianne Carman Petty)
____ My favorite thing about working out is the part where I decide not to. (Stacy Fournier)
____ Never thought I would be one of those people who got up early to hit the gym every day. I was right. (MY STATUS IS BADDEST)
____ It takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile. Therefore, frowning is the superior exercise. (Donny Norris)
____ One of my fitness goals is to be able to lift an adult male, approximately the size of my husband, into the trunk of my car without any help. (Stephanie Manera)
____ My aerobics instructor told me to follow along in class the same way I would when I'm working out to an exercise video at home. So I stopped for a snack break after 10 minutes and then I just left. (Stacy Fournier)
____ I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy. Oh, that’s a mirror! I need to go to the gym. (Crystal Lee Wolfe)
____ Just like our bodies, our minds need exercise. That's why i think of jogging every morning. (Enem Paul)
____ Just saw theres an exercise called Burpee's. Finally something I will be good at. I can definitely burp and pee at the same time. (Lisa James)
____ just did a shot of wheatgrass* and now I'm off to the gym**!(*=bourbon, **=pub) (MY STATUS IS BADDEST)

I'm going through thousands of status updates and categorizing them as they should have been from the beginning. I've been blogging about Facebook status updates since 2009.  I will post a lot in the next few weeks. Thanks to everyone who reads and shares status updates from this blog or my FACEBOOK PAGE. You complete me!